Since this is posted in ASMR I'm going to assume that at 
least half of you may not know the story of DBZ, even I 
didn't for a while, so the basic summary is in Goku's story.  
I apologize to anyone I may have offended, by writing out 
this and not the SM one, in advance.

Umm, I don't know if Goku can cook or not, but as of now he 
can cook Pancakes k?

Rated PG-13:  My youma have foul mouths; nothing too, too 
bad though.

******

	Mamoru yawned lazily and threw off his covers.  He got 
off the couch, which had been surprisingly comfortable, and 
walked towards his bathroom in nothing but his boxers.  (AN: 
Oh can't you just picture it?!)  He stumbled half asleep 
into the shower and woke suddenly as the hot water hit his 
skin; sighing with relief he finished his shower, dressed, 
and went into the kitchen to fix breakfast.  He was halfway 
there when a delicious aroma floated in from the kitchen.  
His lips fell into a lop-sided grin.  'I could get used to 
the roommate thing.' He thought to himself and entered the 
room happily.
	"Hey Mamoru!" chirped Goku cheerfully, he was sitting 
at Mamoru's table in some comfortable leisure clothes 
borrowed from Mamoru; a stack of pancakes sat in front of 
him, "Want some pancakes?"
	Mamoru grinned happily and sat down at the tiny table, 
"Definitely!" he exclaimed; serving himself some breakfast, 
"Man am I glad the girls decided you'd be happier here!"
	Goku laughed, "I can see why." He answered and started 
chowing-down on his food.  Mamoru's jaw dropped.  Goku 
shoveled the food in so fast he reminded him of Usagi.  And 
Mamoru's smile dropped a little, a far away look in his 
eyes..  Goku swallowed his bite of food and gave Mamoru a 
quizzical look.  "Gee Mamoru I thought you might think I ate 
fast, everyone does, but are you ok?  You look like you've 
seen a ghost."
	Mamoru snapped back to the present and wiped a 
renegade tear from his eye.  "You look just like Usagi." He 
answered,  Goku nodded, best not to dwell on this then, he 
thought and grinned, "Seems I should meet the girl we seem 
to have quite a bit in common."
	Mamoru shrugged, "Too bad if things work out the way 
you and Pluto say it should you'll never get a chance to 
meet."
	Goku shook his head, "Well we might see each other for 
a few moments between wishes." He answered before shoveling 
away the rest of his breakfast.  "So what's this about a 
meeting today?"
	Mamoru picked up the dishes and started washing them, 
"Just a Senshi meeting, you don't have to come or anything.  
The only reason I ever found them bearable was because Usagi 
was there.  They usually dissipate into gossip after a 
little while.  Well except for when we're under attack, 
that's different though."
	Goku nodded and then shrugged, "Well I think it would 
be interesting, besides if I'm there you'll have another guy 
to talk to."
	"Ok," agreed Mamoru, "Oh just as a warning though, if 
they talk about doing hair run for your life.  I don't even 
have that much and they tried to do it up once.  And you've 
got quite a bit there."
	Goku laughed a little nervously, "Ok, warning well 
taken."  Goku actually looked scared, and a smile broke 
through Mamoru's hardened features.  "Good luck!"  And with 
that said the two prepared for an interesting day.  

****

	Minako ran at break neck speed towards the temple, she 
was late.  Artemis was draped over her shoulder and holding 
on for dear life.  She sighed between breaths, "Well I 
suppose it would feel weird if someone weren't late, but 
why'd it have to be me?"  She asked the white feline. 
	He shook his head, "I don't know but I tried to tell 
you that you were late!"
	She stopped for a moment to catch her breath and then 
started up again.  "You know Artemis you could have been 
more persistent!" The cat just rolled his eyes.  The temple 
steps now in view, she raced up the steps and into the fire 
room.
	"Hi girls, ah and guys, sorry I'm late!" she exclaimed 
letting Artemis down to talk to Luna and taking her seat 
behind Rei.
	The priestess sighed, "I swear Minako-chan this better 
not become habit.  I'd hate to have two procrastinators to 
deal with when Usagi-chan gets back!"
	Minako giggled nervously and looked to her side where 
Mamoru was sitting and next to him Goku.  "So Goku-san, tell 
us, does Mamoru snore?  Usagi swears she wouldn't know and 
we're dying to know."
	Mamoru turned beet read and Luna let out a shocked 
yelp, "Mina-chan please we're trying to conduct a fire 
reading here."
	Makoto grinned, "Aw, I want to hear the answer!  
Besides pyro here herself admitted we probably wouldn't find 
anything today.  It's all nice and peaceful."
	Silia nodded her head vigorously in agreement.
	Minako grinned, "So Goku?"
	Goku laughed nervously, "Actually girls I wouldn't 
know either, but unless it's light enough that one slightly 
open door can block it I say he doesn't."
	Minako, Makoto and Silia sighed dejectedly, and 
Mamoru's head was in his hands.  "And you have nothing 
better to talk about?" he asked, trying to evade any other 
embarrassing questions.
	Fortunately Rei interfered, or so it seemed.  Out of 
the blue the sacred fire grew to twice its size and Rei let 
out a yelp of surprise, falling back onto Ami.
	"Rei-chan, what happened?" asked the mousy girl 
worriedly.
	Rei leapt off the smaller senshi and went back to the 
fire.  "NO!" she yelled at it, "This isn't supposed to 
happen!"
	"Uhhh.. excuse me Rei, but what's wrong?" asked Goku 
feeling the young girl's frustration.
	Rei sank back to the ground, "It can't be true..." she 
mumbled to herself.  Makoto went to the girl and gave her a 
little shake, "Rei-chan snap out of it!" she prodded the 
priestess, "Tell us, whatever it is it can't be that bad.  
Even if it's a new evil we can deal with it!"
	Rei shook her head, "A new evil yes..." she said and 
the room fell silent, Rei shook her head, "But how are we 
supposed to defeat it without Sailor Moon?  Huh?!  This evil 
is strong, I can feel it.  And the way things are looking we 
won't have the outers help either.  Not that it would 
matter."
	"Rei snap out of it!" exclaimed Luna.  Makoto stared 
her fiery friend straight in the eyes. "Rei we all feel 
Usagi's presence is needed but we can't dwell on this fact.  
We'll deal with this, we have to!  For her sake, because she 
wouldn't want to see you like this and she wouldn't want you 
to give up!  Now I don't know why you've got this 
pessimistic attitude all of a sudden but you're going to 
lose it right now!" Makoto looked like she was about to say 
something else when the fire doubled in size again 
momentarily.  Rei knelt in front of the fire again and said 
a few chants.
	She stood abruptly.  "Well we're going to have to test 
that theory of yours Mako-chan.  Right now!  Ami, can you 
find where the youma is?"
	She petite girl was already on it.  "In the park as 
usual!" she announced after a moment.
	The five girls and Mamoru stood, "Goku-san you had 
better stay here," said Silia, "It can get pretty rough.  I 
should know, I've been on both sides of the battle.  
Sayonara!"
	The girls left Goku in a bit of a confusion but there 
was no way he was getting left behind.  Rei had acted like 
this evil was incredible enough to be worried about.  And 
although Goku could only feel a tiny evil power a lot could 
be hidden.
	So he took off after the girls, Mamoru and the two 
cats; just trailing behind them, they had just transformed 
and he would have preferred to fly, and therefore getting 
there faster, but he decided against it.
	He knew immediately when they had reached the scene; 
the screaming people were a dead give-away.
	It was the same park they had been in earlier and the 
youma was pretty obvious.  It was almost like a shadow, 
except it had crystalline eyes of light blue.  It probably 
could have hid in the shadow of a tree.
	The only thing was, Goku couldn't see why they were so 
worried about it.  It didn't seem that dangerous.
	Goku hung back while the girls went in and Tuxedo Mask 
leapt off to hide as their element of surprise and Luna and 
Artemis hung back a little.
	"I'm Sailor Mercury, stop terrorizing those people!"
	"I'm Sailor Mars, prepare to be burnt to a crisp!"
	"I'm Sailor Jupiter, and I'm going to personally kick 
your but!"
	"I'm Sailor Venus, with the power of love on my side 
you don't stand a chance!"
	"I'm Sailor Rain Drop, Mother Nature guides me to 
protect this beautiful planet!"
	"We are the Sailor Senshi, and you're history!" they 
finished in unison.
	The shadow creature turned to face the senshi and 
bared crystalline teeth that matched his eyes.  "No one can 
destroy the army of the Black Queen," he declared his voice 
deceptively soft, "any final words?"
	Jupiter grinned, "YA!  Jupiter Oak, EVOLUTION!"  The 
razor sharp energy leaves rammed into the creature who  flew 
back into a tree.  He quickly regained his composure though.  
"So you want to play tough eh?" (he's from Canada!) growled 
the creature, "Try this one you snotty bitch!"  Suddenly the 
creature disappeared.
	"Where'd he go?" demanded Venus.  Mercury's visor 
appeared over her eyes, "I don't know my computer can't- 
Rain behind you!" she screamed.
	Rain Drop turned just in time to be barreled over by 
the howling youma.  She let out a screech of pain as claws, 
made of the same crystal, seemed to appear from out of now 
where.  They dug into her shoulders and pushed her to the 
ground.  The youma let go just before Rain Drop hit the 
ground and flipped in mid air landing facing Mars.  It's 
hands started glowing but Mars wasn't going to be caught 
like that.
	"Flame Sniper!"  Mars' arrow of fire collided with a 
blast of ice from the creature, the resulting explosion 
knocked all of the senshi backwards.  Mercury recovered 
first and ran to Rain Drop, the wound was deep, but it was 
healing rather quickly, chalk another point up for super 
powers.  Mercury bandaged it a little and helped Rain Drop 
to her feet.  Unfortunately Mercury didn't see that the 
shadow had recovered as well and was heading straight for 
her.
	Suddenly the creature screamed out in pain as a rose 
sliced through its face.  It took as step back leaving Venus 
an opening.
	"Venus Love and Beauty, SHOCK!" The attack slammed 
into the youma sending it reeling back and the senshi went 
to finish it off.
	"Jupiter Oak,"
	"Mars Flame,"
	"Venus Love and Beauty,"
	"EVOLUTION!"
	"SNIPER"
	"SHOCK!"
	The three attacks hit the youma and it turned to dust.
	The senshi let out a cheer of celebration, even Rain 
Drop was smiling when a small patch of space above them 
distorted and a young woman stepped out.  She radiated a 
dark beauty with long silver hair and ruby eyes.  She wore a 
silky, golden spaghetti shirt and loose golden pants of the 
same material.  Black star earrings adorned her ears.
	"So you Sailor saps are able to kill my shadow daemons 
without your precious leader Sailor Moon; I'm surprised!"
	Tuxedo Mask practically growled, "What do you know 
about Sailor Moon."
	The woman shook her head, "uh, uh.  I'm not one of 
those stupid enemies who gives away the plan.  Even though 
I'm fairly confident that this will be the last time I have 
to set my eyes on your ugly faces!"
	"Wanna bet!?" exclaimed Jupiter, anger running through 
her veins.
	The woman laughed, "Here catch!" she launched a great 
ball of energy at the group and they just barely dodged.
	Mars was seething, "Burning, MANDALA!" the rings of 
fire sped toward the woman but she simply batted them away 
carelessly.  "Pathetic, got anything better up your sleeve?"
	Mars pulled out a scroll.  "You bet I do!  Akuryo 
Taisan!"  Mars launched the scroll at the evil woman but it 
shredded to bits with a look.  She laughed evilly again.
	"What's next, cape boy going to throw some of his 
stupid roses at me?" she mocked.
	"Try this on for size!" exclaimed Jupiter, "Sparkling 
Wide, PRESSURE!"  the woman dodged the attack easily but 
Jupiter had anticipated that and leapt for her as she was 
dodging throwing one of the hardest punches she had.  The 
punch nicked the woman but unfortunately the woman noticed 
at the last second and teleported away.  
	She reappeared not far away rubbing her chin 
subconsciously.  "You actually hit me.  I'm surprised." She 
mused.
	"And that's just for starters!" yelled Jupiter 
viscously.
	The woman gave Jupiter a strange look and then 
grinned, "The start and the finish I'm afraid.  Time to die 
bitch!"  She raised her hand above her head and a huge ball 
of black energy appeared.  The scouts could see the power 
radiating from it and not to far off Goku was worried.
	He had told himself that the senshi could take care of 
the youma.  And they had; not to bad either, but compared to 
this woman that youma's power was nothing.  And when he saw 
the energy ball he realized he had no choice.  These girls 
didn't know what they were up against.  The lady's power 
seemed to be around Vegeta's.  And who knows what she was 
hiding!
	The ball increased in size and Venus attacked but the 
woman blocked it and the ball grew again.  Goku pulled his 
arms behind his back.
	The woman laughed insanely again.  "Sayonara!  The 
Sailor Senshi are about to become Sailor Sushi!"
	Goku jumped out from his hiding place.  "Kah-mae-ah-
mae..."
	The woman released, and Goku finished his attack, 
"AH!"
	The woman's ball hit Goku's beam and was launched into 
the sky.  The woman screeched and whirled to face Goku.  She 
let out a scream of anger, "YOU!" She yelled pointing to 
Goku who was calmly staring up at her.
	The woman's gaze seemed to bore into him, "You are 
supposed to be dead!" she declared evenly.
	Goku's lips curved slightly upward, "Whoever you are 
you better check your information again.  Cause here I am!"
	Her upper lip twitched, and her eyes darkened, "Now 
that I know you're here I guess I've got to revise my plan." 
She mumbled to herself, she shot the senshi a look.
	"Don't worry you brats, I'll be back.  But first I 
think I'll see how well you hold out against my shadow 
creatures.  Today was only the beginning!" she declared, "My 
name is *Kuroi **Mamono and trust me we will meet again, and 
next time you won't be walking away from the battlefield!"  
The woman disappeared.
	Mercury pursed her lips, "I don't like the look of 
this.
	Goku thought for a moment that the scouts had 
completely forgotten him when suddenly pain lanced up his 
leg.  Mars had just kicked him in the shin!
	"Ow, Mars what did you do that for?" he asked, she had 
caught him completely off guard.
	"Why didn't you tell us you had powers?!" she 
demanded, "We told you everything about us!  Even our 
identities!"
	Luna jumped out of the bushes, "Had you been in the 
midst of the battle Rain Drop might not have gotten hurt!"
	The others nodded in agreement.  And Goku was starting 
to feel really bad.  "Gomen-nasai," he said quietly, "I was 
going to tell you but...  Oh I don't know!" he exclaimed 
throwing his hands up in the air.  "I'm so sorry, especially 
to you Rain Drop."
	She winced a little a smiled, "It's ok Goku-san, my 
power should have this healed in no time, I'm already past 
the point of needing stitches."
	Goku smiled wanly, "I'm glad."
	Venus sighed, "Well come on, we've got to go discuss 
all this.  And Goku-san here has a lot of explaining to do!" 
 And so they set back off to the temple. 

****

	They got there with plenty of time to spare before 
Chad and Rei's grandpa got back so Silia stayed transformed 
to help the healing.
	The group was seated around the main parlor and Goku 
cleared his throat.  "Well there's a lot to tell so here 
goes.
	"As you know my name is Son Goku, but Vegeta would 
argue that my name is truly Kakorott.  The reason for this 
is that I'm not human.  Not really.  I'm a Saijan from the 
planet Vegeta.  When I was a little kid I was sent to Earth 
to conquer it but I hit my head on a rock and instead of 
being a rampaging brat I turned into a normal kid.
	"I learned to fight with mainly the powers you saw a 
few minutes ago and became pretty strong.  I married Chichi 
and we had Gohan and everything was peachy.  And then Raditz 
showed up.  Raditz is my brother.  Of course 2 years ago I 
didn't know I even had a brother but there he was.  He told 
me that I had to kill a bunch of people or he was going to 
kill me for treachery.  Well naturally I didn't so he 
kidnapped Gohan.  The battle following was hard but I've 
seen worse since, and it resulted in my death.  But someone 
had to keep Raditz still while Piccolo fired, it was the 
only way.
	"Now you know we have Dragon Balls, I told you that 
much.  Well all I had to do was wait for my friends to wish 
me back, it hurt but it was for the best in the end.  
Because when Raditz died his two partners Vegeta and Nappa 
decided to come conquer Earth and wish for eternal life.  
And as a result in the next dimension I was sent to train 
with King Kai.  Of course that's a long story in itself and 
I won't go into it but at any rate after several months I 
made it to his place and he taught me the art of Kao-
Kan(sp.?).  
	"By the end of my training Vegeta and Nappa had 
arrived on the planet and I was wished back; unfortunately I 
had to travel back all the way I had come.  And it had taken 
me months to get there!  Of course now I was much faster and 
it didn't take long to get back but in the end it was too 
long.  And Yomcha, Tein, Chaoutsu and Piccolo, some friends 
and acquaintances, all brave warriors, had died.  I arrived 
at the battle scene with Gohan about to be crushed and 
Krillin, my best friend, immobilized.
	"The battle went basically like this.  I beat Nappa 
easily and Vegeta killed him because of it.  The Vegeta and 
I fought and we were pretty even.  But even after I had 
dealt a serious blow I was spent and he had a backup plan.  
You see all Saiya-jins can transform into gigantic apes by 
the light of the moon, but cut off their tail and it'll 
never happen again.  My tail had been removed long before, 
so when Vegeta produced an artificial moon he transformed 
and I didn't.
	"The end result was that he creamed the stuffing out 
of me and then my friends came to the rescue.  The whole 
battle ending when Vegeta cut of Gohan's tail while Gohan 
was transformed and he fell on top of Vegeta.  Krillin was 
going to kill him but I told him to show mercy; Vegeta 
escaped, though badly beaten.
	"A lot happened after that but I'm going to skip most 
of it and tell you this.  We were on the planet Namek 
looking for Dragon Balls to wish the others back, this is 
the planet I told you exploded.  Things were really crazy; 
Vegeta had been OUR side but Frieza had beaten him to a pulp 
before I arrived.  He died trying to tell me about his past.  
Piccolo was back as well and Krillin and Gohan were beside 
me as well.  We were fighting the ultimate power in the 
universe an evil creature named Frieza.  I thought I had 
finally killed him and we were all extremely happy when he 
appeared again.  The damn creature seemed invincible.  And 
he was as mad as a hornet.
	"He shot a death beam straight at my heart but Piccolo 
shoved me out of the way and got hit himself.  It nearly 
killed him.  The anger started flowing through me but I was 
confused, how he could have survived the attack that hit him 
was beyond me.  Then he pulled Krillin up into the air with 
his mind.  I yelled at him to stop, not knowing what else to 
do but Frieza ignored me and killed him.  That was it, I 
just kinda snapped.
	"I think there was lightning or something, I'm not 
sure, but suddenly my rage overpowered me and I changed, my 
hair was blond and my eyes were green and I felt this 
incredible power coursing though me.  Vegeta had kept on 
telling me I had become something called a Super Saiya-jin, 
an old legend that he had believed to be true his whole 
life.  He thinks he can become one, and one day he might, 
but when this happened I knew he was right.  And I started 
beating the living daylights out of Frieza.
	"Of course somewhere along the line Frieza decided to 
go a little nuts and tried to destroy Namek only to destroy 
me.  Fortunately he held back a little and we had about 7 
minute before the planet exploded.
	"The long and short of it that with the Dragon Balls 
of Earth we wished everyone Frieza had killed back to life, 
and then with the final wish from the Dragon Balls of Namek 
we wished everyone on Namek to earth except for him and me.  
We fought and while and I was doing really good, but my 
Saiya-jin blood prodded me to see his full power and that 
made us nearly equal for a while.  But not for long, and 
when I was telling him that he was no longer a threat to me 
and went to leave he threw an attack at me that eventually 
backfired and he accidentally cut himself in half with it.  
But I couldn't get off the planet in time, it exploded, and 
here I am now."
	Everyone was silent for a while.  Fortunately Minako 
the wonderful broke the silence.  "So I guess we aren't the 
only ones to have died and come back."  Crude as it was that 
broke the silence.
	"So Goku-san, why don't you show us?" asked Makoto.
	"Show you what?" he asked genuinely confused.
	Makoto rolled her eyes, "You as a Super Saiya-jin 
silly!"  Some of the girls giggled.
	Goku scratched the back of his head sub-consciously.  
"Well I'm not sure if I can." He admitted sheepishly.
	"What do you mean?" asked Luna.
	"Well when I first transformed it was out of anger and 
rage.  I may be able to control it but I think I might need 
a bit of a kick start.  Got to have some practice at it you 
know.  It's not like someone told me how to do It." he 
admitted, the girls nodded.
	Mamoru spoke up just then, "Well lets hope that if we 
ever need your help you'll be able to."
	"Ami, do you think I should de-transform now?" asked 
Rain Drop, feeling a little self-conscious.
	Ami took a look at the wound, it had healed rather 
quickly, "Sure Silia, I'll have to bandage it again though.  
Come on, let's do this in the bathroom." The two blue haired 
girls left the room and the group started the conversation 
they were all dreading.
	Rei put it most succinctly, "She was powerful."
	There was a round of nods from around the room.  "I 
hope she's the leader, then we don't have to deal with 
someone more powerful then her." Said Mamoru, with perhaps a 
hint of worry.
	"What was that thing that attacked first?" asked Goku, 
the battles here were much different then those back in his 
dimension.
	Makoto answered for him, "Generally they call 
themselves youma."  She answered, "They're sent here by a 
higher authority.  Some are mindless energy draining 
machines others are of average intelligence.  The youma 
always change slightly depending on who our real enemy is.  
They aren't our main concern though.  And they never have 
been.  We'll want to destroy them to stop them from hurting 
innocents but other then that we have to concentrate on our 
real enemy."
	Rei continued for her, "Hopefully Kuroi Mamono is our 
main enemy.  But usually there are a few people between the 
youma and our main enemy.  They can be pretty viscous but 
their power is nothing compared to the leader.  That's why 
we've got to hope that Kuroi is not just a second in 
command."
	Goku nodded, so the enemies here were always more then 
what meets the eye; definitely something to watch for.
	"So Rei, get anything from the fire about her?" asked 
Minako.  Rei shook her head.  "No, I need to try again when 
I have more time though."
	"She's hiding a lot of her power." Said Goku, rubbing 
his chin.
	"How do you know that Goku?" asked Artemis.
	"Well I can sense power." He answered plainly, "It's 
something we learnt to do on Earth.  Vegeta and Nappa had 
thought we were full of it but now Vegeta can too.  Either 
way even I can't sense all of what she's hiding."
	"So we stay prepared for the worst." Commented Luna, 
that was when Ami came back in with Silia, her arm bandaged 
nicely and her pain mostly gone.  Fortunately she didn't 
have any parents to question her about the wound.
	"Hey Ami did you get anything on her with your 
computer?" asked Rei, adjusting her position slightly.	
	Ami sat down beside Minako and pulled out her 
computer, "Yes and no.  I did get several readings but my 
computer must have gotten hit in the first blast because the 
readings are all scrambled.  I'm working on fixing the 
problem now though.  I should have the program re-formatted 
in no time."
	The girls sweat-dropped, "Uh, ya Ames," said Minako, 
"just tell us when it's fixed."
	Makoto started giggling, and Minako and Silia quickly 
joined in.  Before long all the girls were rolling on the 
floor.  Even Goku was chuckling.  Mamoru, Luna and Artemis 
were just sitting there staring at the group.
	Artemis twitched, "Even Goku's laughing.."
	Mamoru shook his head, "He's so much like Usagi; I'm 
not surprised."
	Luna nodded her head in agreement, "I'm starting to 
agree with you Mamoru-san."
	Artemis shook his head, "What Minako said wasn't even 
that funny."
********

Ok a weird note to end on.  But I'm in a bit of a whirl 
right now and I really don't feel like writing anymore.  

Next time:  It was a simple dare.  Gohan thought Usagi would 
never take it up.  Unfortunately she did, only Vegeta's 
reaction was not what the two expected.

*Kuroi - black
**Mamono - demon
	I'm going to have sooo much fun with my evil dooers 
names from now on!
	(Thanks for the Japanese terms Stef-chan!)

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